Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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