Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
