He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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