Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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