jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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