You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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