dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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