You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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