so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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