Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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