He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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