Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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