capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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