It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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