garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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