Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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