yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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