I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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