remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I want a musical about memes.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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