Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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