My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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