did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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