; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
someone threw a dead crab at me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
