we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm bleeding and have questions
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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