Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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