So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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