I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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