so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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