People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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