Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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