sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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