everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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