I'm lost and stupid without you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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