how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he thought i was a dude.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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