Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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