Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
A+ Viking dick
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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