So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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