hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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