She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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