I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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