babies were throwing up all over the place
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
handjob tips. give me some.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize