it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Randomize
