Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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