im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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