You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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