lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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