I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
