Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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