Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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