this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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